I'm happy to say that I've finally spent some time updating and redesigning my personal site.

I've owned my condo in Quincy, MA since October 1998.

I'm originally from Long Island and lack the trademark accent, thankfully.

I have a cat named Charlie, Charlemagne when we're more formal, who has been trained and using the toilet, and I've been litter-free, since 1997.

Yes, toilet -- read the FAQ.